this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
"I still get sad about everything that happened. Every now and then it just hits me. Sometimes, it takes days for me to get over it… "
Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
i have searched
for this gifset
for all eternity
this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Money whale spent